In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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