Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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