I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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