Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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