I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
someone threw a dead crab at me
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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