I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Sober January is a disaster.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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