WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
