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Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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