just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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