Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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