covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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