we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You pole danced in your parka.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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