found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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