She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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