How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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