you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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