i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
we're so committed to being not committed
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