You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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