The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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