Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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