i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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