i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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