Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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