3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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