i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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