I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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