Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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