why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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