I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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