is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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