this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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