i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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