What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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