question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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