Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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