I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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