You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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