doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
my being single is dangerous.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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