this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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