the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bring money and cleavage
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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