Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Barsexuality is the new black.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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