hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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