Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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