speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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