so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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