the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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