I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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