Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Randomize
