There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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