Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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