id be glad to
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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