He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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