I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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