I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
COCAINE IS GR8
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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