dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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