Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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